OVERVIEW: As one of the industry’s most premium prostate massagers, the LELO brand’s Hugo is a serious boss because of its overall shape and surprisingly powerful capabilities. It features SenseMotion Technology which responds instantly to the flick of your wrist while holding the wireless remote. Mid-sized and manageable, it can be worn by people from all levels and has a bulbous end for more comfortable insertion. It even has a curved external tip made to target your perineum for optimal pleasure sensations. Use the pre-programmed settings or explore your own imagination with customizable patterns and a fully rechargeable battery.

OVERVIEW: Developed by a team of inventive and perverted minds who were obviously sick of getting unsatisfying blowjobs, the Autoblow A.I. is a third-generation male masturbator that expertly simulates the sensations of oral sex while also utilizing artificial intelligence to learn your behaviors and tailor its performance based on your individual needs. It even has an Edging Function that allows you to start and stop the party at your leisure – a terrific feature for stamina training and couple’s play as long as you properly clean the machine in between sessions. And since it provides such a well-rounded experience, the makers have refused to make it compatible with other devices.
But do the latest and greatest sex machines really offer better sexual experiences than the real thing - or even come close? Are we really being beaten by robots when it comes to providing pleasure to our partners? Getting laid was once an act of skill involving the careful wooing of a potential partner. Now, anyone can get their kicks so long as they have an internet connection, a plug socket and a discreet place to enjoy the world's most incredible, immersive virtual sex simulators.

Situated in Amsterdam, KIIROO was founded in 2013. KIIROO, an innovative tech company, has developed a unique technology to get intimate online; through a social platform, mobile app and a set of interactive toys. Although technology and social interaction are evolving, it lacks the possibility of physical interaction. Based on this insight, Kiiroo has developed a highly personal social network platform and devices that make real sensation possible in the virtual world or virtual reality environment.


But do the latest and greatest sex machines really offer better sexual experiences than the real thing - or even come close? Are we really being beaten by robots when it comes to providing pleasure to our partners? Getting laid was once an act of skill involving the careful wooing of a potential partner. Now, anyone can get their kicks so long as they have an internet connection, a plug socket and a discreet place to enjoy the world's most incredible, immersive virtual sex simulators.
Other good masturbators include the multi-textured Tenga Egg amongst others. It would be good to note that the Tenga Egg doesn’t only offer a lot of different textures but also allows you to control its suction level. Of course we wouldn’t dare to exclude our world famous fleshlights which come in many editions. We suggest you lubricate many of these toys in order to get the best possible experience.
The user simply wears the goggles and allows an anime character of his or her choice to do the pleasuring. The character will respond to your own real-life movements and actions. This device has delivered the future of safe, exploratory sexual relations in a virtual reality - the only fear is that some owners will struggle to ever leave the house again.
OVERVIEW: Max Performer Pills contain a proprietary blend of high-end, scientifically proven effective ingredients that are all-natural and safe for men from all walks of life. The maker promises bigger, harder and stronger erections as well as more satisfying sexual experiences overall. Most notable is its ability to boost the quality of your orgasm while also enhancing stamina and libido. These magic beans are relatively powerful for such a non-regulated dietary supplement but they don’t produce jitters, nausea or pain of any kind which is probably why they’ve sold by the truckload.
Now that we are entering the VR era, a lot of sex toy manufacturers are jumping on board to create VR-compatible toys (male and female versions) to get you totally immersed into the action, be it on a camming site, like CamSoda, or adult site like VirtualRealPorn (See my full list of virtual reality adult sites here). The two companies at the forefront of the so-called “teledildonics” movement are Lovense and Kiiroo.
The invention was a real labour of love by its creator Dave Lampert. He originally had the idea in the 1970s but it was not developed until 1983. Surprisingly, the prototype - which was made with sheet metal and wood (ouch) - did not have the desired effect. Later, the Sybian became an internet craze, after Lampert wisely began using softer materials.
A: The maintenance procedure for a device like this is different with each model. For the most part, however, high-end toys are the easiest to clean, dry and store. They either come with their own cleaning supplies (or at least a sample) and a convenient storage container or they’re made for quick and effortless maintenance through easily removeable parts and interchangeable pieces. All devices are unique. So always read the instruction manual of your new toy to be sure you’re doing everything as intended by the manufacturer.
OVERVIEW: Obviously created for people who enjoy a little temperature play to go along with their fervent and unapologetic masturbation, the Lovehoney Hot Shot lives up to its name by featuring a clever heating element that warms the interior to temperatures of up 104°F – a bonus thrown in to help improve the realism of the oral sex simulation coming out of the ergonomic and dimensionally versatile chamber. On top of that, the LHS uses a series of vibrations and pulsations to further enhance your every experience, making it perfect for a wide range of different user and applications.
The Vibrating Pussy is also considered to be a great sex toy for men. It’s a vibrating sleeve that is equipped with dual motors to stimulate both the glans and the frenulum. It also offers a wide selection of pulsations and vibrations, which allows you to get off without having to stroke or thrust. It may not cover the whole penis, but the orgasm offered by this product is totally to die for.
Your ideal sex toy should be able to perform all the duties you need it to without causing damage to the device or injury to you and your partner. Moreover, using the wrong toy for the kinds of sex you desire could spell immediately, long-term disaster. For example, prostate massagers aren’t typically used for vaginal stimulation and vaginal dildos aren’t always shaped or sized appropriately for anal penetration. For best results, look for one that has a functionality adequate for your intended purposes.
A: Some of the better pleasure products in the industry come with warranties and/or money-back guarantees from their makers. To take advantage, simply look in the box with your toy to find a registration card. Fill it out and mail it in within 30 days of your purchase or else it will become void. If there is no registration card with your product, look on the manufacturer’s website for more information.
We already presented the KIIROO Onyx 2 to you. This is simply a modern piece of art; already the design looks futuristic. If you are wondering: the Onyx is the black box, the dildo-like tool on the right resembles the female counterpart, the Pearl. Initially, the Onyx was just intended to synchronize with the Pearl. After you mount the Onyx on your penis, motions placed on the enclosure are transferred to the Pearl. This way, couples can have sex in e.g. long distance relationships. Gladly, KIIROO got things straight and gave the Onyx the ability to also synchronize with general sexual web content; this includes e.g. live shows but most importantly, VR Sex!
OVERVIEW: This bad boy was made to kick ass and take names, mostly because of its ability to pleasure your penis at speeds of up to 250 strokes per minute. The Quickshot Launch is made by the same company that created the original Launch device, only this one houses the top-selling, transparent QS masturbation unit that features a delicate texture and an open-ended design for easier cleaning. This thing is ready to rumble, with a universal smart phone mount and dual handlebars that feature a set of manual speed and intensity controls so you’re always in the cockpit.
Now that we are entering the VR era, a lot of sex toy manufacturers are jumping on board to create VR-compatible toys (male and female versions) to get you totally immersed into the action, be it on a camming site, like CamSoda, or adult site like VirtualRealPorn (See my full list of virtual reality adult sites here). The two companies at the forefront of the so-called “teledildonics” movement are Lovense and Kiiroo.
Why have sex when you can simply simulate it? The Electric Eel works much like a robotic condom and slides onto one's manhood using an electric sleeve. A series of electrodes are then shot through the wires, with vibrations helping to create the sensation of penetration. The holder of the remote control is then in the driving seat, determining how much power is sent to the sleeve.
The virtual reality industry is experiencing an emergence of start-ups and new companies focussing on the production of high-tech and interactive sex toys that seek to embellish the experiences of virtual reality porn viewers. These companies have partnered with 360 adult porn companies to manufacture sex toys that synchronize with adult content. Some of the gadgets and toys that rank highest among consumers and have recorded the highest sales include Flesh Light, Robotic Blow’s AutoBlow2 and Kiiroo.
Why have sex when you can simply simulate it? The Electric Eel works much like a robotic condom and slides onto one's manhood using an electric sleeve. A series of electrodes are then shot through the wires, with vibrations helping to create the sensation of penetration. The holder of the remote control is then in the driving seat, determining how much power is sent to the sleeve.
Not all pleasure products are created equally, but you probably know that all too well by now. One of the most glaring differences are the materials with which today’s best toys are made. Always look for lube-friendly options that are also skin-safe. Stay away from latex, phthalates and parabens if you can and opt for materials such as silicone, thermoplastic elastomer (TPE), polyvinyl chloride (PVC) or a patented polycarbonate blend instead.
Whether you spend every night together or sleep 3,000 miles apart, KIIROO Onyx and Pearl provide a sensual experience unlike any other long distance relationship sex toy. Using Bluetooth and video chat, they connect users worldwide, instantly. The platform is also available on mobile. Go to either the Apple App Store (iOS) or Google App Store (Android). Search for “App of Things” and you can download the App.
OVERVIEW: High-tech and high-quality are just two of the adjectives that describe the TENGA brand’s Zero Flip EV (which stands for “electronic vibration” by the way). Hailed as “The iPhone of male sex toys,” this bad boy features an open-ended design that operates on an innovative hinge, making it ideal for all penis sizes and even for those who suffer from erectile dysfunction and Peyronie’s disease. Not only is this vibrating masterpiece completely waterproof and equipped with a silky-smooth, skin-safe sleeve but it also has manual pressure pads on the side to make each pump the one of your wildest dreams.
A: The maintenance procedure for a device like this is different with each model. For the most part, however, high-end toys are the easiest to clean, dry and store. They either come with their own cleaning supplies (or at least a sample) and a convenient storage container or they’re made for quick and effortless maintenance through easily removeable parts and interchangeable pieces. All devices are unique. So always read the instruction manual of your new toy to be sure you’re doing everything as intended by the manufacturer.
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